All it takes is to hand them a hand-crafted dragon mask with streamers and tell them they are going to scare away the evil spirits by shouting Gung Hay Fat Choy. (Yes, I know this is a watered-down version of a Chinese New Year parade–but I’m not putting firecrackers within their reach, since they’re perfectly capable of exploding on their own.)
Reminder: Small children BELIEVE with every fiber of their beings.
Best believer of the day, as we marched past an open space where the winds whirled leaves, spinning them up: LOOK! They’re running away!! We’re doing it!
A number were planning to dispel the evil spirits at their house after school. I predict several masks will disappear very soon thereafter, since I’m pretty certain many parents hold a different definition of evil spirit–and they break after the first fifteen minutes.


