of being sick. Laryngitis again, with a huge dose of No Energy and OMG, Let Me Sleep Without Coughing curled up right beside it.

Why no one has ever thought to use small children as delivery agents for germ warfare is beyond me. They’re cute, charming, and contagious as hell.

In other news, cancer can just get the hell off my friends’ backs. Third friend in five months. I think that’s frigging enough.