Next time…

I will move into the left lane  if the right lane is blocked, and avoid running over the chunk of car debris.

That got stuck under my chassis.

Which meant, I had to pull over and  wait for the tow truck guy.

With the ax.

(Thankfully, I was only thirty-five minutes late and no damage other than to my timeline. Plus, I wasn’t the car missing that chunk of headlight, dangling on the overpass’ precipice, so that’s another thankful right there.)